Ethnikon

All Praise Due To Usain

This organization is devoted to the man who has made child’s play of international sprinting, most recently cruising across the finsih line while obliterating the world record and winning a gold medal. He could have run faster, but realized its way more impressive to make a joke of the competition.

To be eligible for membership to the Usain Bolt Appreciation Society, one must simply speak words of praise in the comments, or express a sufficient amount of awe towards the god child.

Fuck This Guy

You also must swear to make Bob Costas your number one enemy. That cracka ass cracka made it his personal mission to tell America Bolt did not conduct himself like an Olympic champion because he was celebrating before the race was over. But who the fuck is Bob Costas, except a sad, middle-aged goof trying exert cultural hegemony over the black man and attach unnecessary significance to the act of running 100 meters. Amiright?!

And when Usain jogs to victory in the 200m finals, the Usain Bolt Appreciation Society can begin its quest for world domination.

So the question is — are you Usain Bolt Appreciation Society material, or just another tard like Bob Costas?